The Boil on a Viking's Bottom

 

In the top ten ailments of times long past

(And be glad you never got ‘em)

The wart on a Roman’s nose is top

And the boil on a Viking’s bottom.

 

 

Vikings Don't Wear Pants

by Roger Stevens and Celia Warren

Illustrated by Michael Leigh

 

Publisher: King's England Press

 

ISBN: 1-872-438-73-3

 

The poetry book that puts the fun back into History! Find out why you should never swim in the moat, how Henry the Eighth went to bed and why teeth used to catch fire. The smells, the nasty bits, and all things horrid from times long past are brought you in this tasty volume of tasteless verse.

 

 

This beats bashing Brits over the head with enormous clubs! – The Viking Evening News

 

Our Price £4.50

 

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